I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„
THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED
My dads nurse brought her wild dog with her today so my cat is hiding between my lamp and my lotr books
Hahahahha omg my therapist called my ex a “lil shit”
she is the best
lmao the pope better watch his fucking back
I ACTUALLY HAVE PLANS ON FRIDAYY
is this what it’s like to be a “normal” teenager instead of being an Internet addicted hermit?
the future is now
AWAY (the first version)
How to Have Sex:
- spin around
- S TOP
- double take tHREE TIMES
- PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
- WOOOOOO WOOOOO
- stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
- BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
ok keep scrolling
Oh well *Drinks pure vodka*